Thanks for the responses everybody.
First off, untested my foot. I was examining the board and was like, "huh, how do you open this guy up? I don't see any screws." Well, there were no screws, as in they had already been taken out, haha. So, I popped the top of the case off. Hooked it back up to the Blast City and powered it on. With the top of the case off, I was able to see that one of the fans (I assume these are CPU and/or GPU fans?) wasn't spinning. I gave it a little push, and it came on (thanks for the tip on this AMS). With that, I got a garbled picture. I switched the Blast to 31k and got a clear picture. I was then able to see that it was throwing the "this game is unacceptable" (not verbatim, probably) error. I threw in my CvS board, and it actually booted with no issue.
I dropped my netdimm board in and got the "gateway not found" (again, probably not verbatim) error, which is apparently what you want to see when configuring netboot setup?
Sounds like maybe we're in the clear, possibly? Maybe I'll just replace that fan and see how it goes, I think.